Category Archives: Music

Niche appeal music

Like one of those infuriating rural bus services that publish no music for years and then suddenly release two albums at once, I’m delighted to announce that despite not having published any music for years, I’m suddenly releasing two albums at once. I’ll write more about these later (maybe – no-one’s actually reading this, are they?), but for now here are the plain facts:

CAHN INGOLD PRELOG: Tolerance
2xCD, Recordiau Prin
“… imagine yourself unexpectedly released into an alien forest filled with swamp mist and static electricity…”
Listen/Buy from bandcamp: recordiauprin.bandcamp.com/album/tolerance

The Master Musicians of Dyffryn Moor: Cerddoriaeth Ddefodol Gogledd Sir Benfro (Ritual Music of North Pembrokeshire)
2xLP, Amgueddfa Llwch
Ritual trance music from rural Wales, performed on kitchen utensils and garden tools.
Listen/Buy from bandcamp: dyffrynmoor.bandcamp.com

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21st Century Blues

Here’s the track list for my forthcoming contemporary blues album. It’ll be available on LP, cassette, minidisc and 64kpbs mp3.

1. End-of-Financial-Year Roadworks Blues
2. Incorrect Username/Password Blues
3. Rural Bank Branch Closure Blues
4. This Item is Currently Out of Stock Blues
5. 500 Internal Server Error Blues
6. Cuts to Essential Services Blues
7. Civilians Killed in Drone Strike Blues
8. Corporate Tax Evasion Blues
9. Fear and Hate Fuelled by Corrupt Media Blues
10. Misplaced Phone Charger Blues
11. Reading the Comments on Daily Mail Articles Blues
12. Men Shouting in the Street Late at Night Blues
13. Wasting Time by Engaging with Internet Trolls Blues
14. Unsaved Work Lost Through Program Crash Blues
15. Civilians Killed in Terrorist Attack Blues
16. ‘Political Correctness’ Used as a Pejorative Blues

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Forthcoming Releases

Here’s a quick guide to some of the best new music due for release later this year.

New albums by:
DJ Unexpected Item In Bagging Area
The You Must Be Logged In To Do Thats
The Restart Now / Restart Laters
/X\(‘-‘)/X\
She Takes A Single Paperclip & The What Happens Next Will Amaze Yous
This Vehicle Is Reversing

New singles by:
Japanpipes
Japanopticon
Japanau Chocolat
NTDSSTBLSHMNTRNSM
FLCCNCNHLPLFCTN
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asdsfsafsadfsafsadfasafdsfasdf
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Sign Up To Receive Our Occasional Newsletters
DJ This App Is Incompatible With Your Device
A$AP Social Media Faux Pas

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Bands Unable To Come Up With Original Names For Themselves #2

Formula: take a single word and double one of the constituent letters
Anciients
Desiigner
Fawnn
Flaamingos
Gnoomes
Gravves
Jawws
Lovvers
Mmoths
Pawws
Poemss
Slavve
Suuns
Traams
Vaniish
Watter
Wavves

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The Imperial Court Music of Wrexham

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Wet Sounds

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I’m back after a lengthy silence to announce an exciting live appearance. I’ll be creating a live underwater soundtrack to a short watery film in Bangor this Friday, 7th March. Yes, you heard: underwater!

WET SOUNDS is one of those events that you hear about happening in other parts of the world that makes you think ‘I wish I lived there so I could go to that’. The good news, especially if you’re reading this from a location that’s, say, less than an hour’s drive from Bangor (the one in north Wales), is that you can go this, provided of course that you’re not reading this after it’s already happened.

What is it? It’s an underwater alternative music performance in Bangor Swimming Pool. There are two separate sound spaces in the pool: one underwater, one above – you choose your own mix as you float on the surface or dive below. I’ll be there as part of an exciting new duo, I, Demons. I’ll be playing either above or below the water, and sound-fisherman Ed Wright will play either below or above accordingly. We will probably arm wrestle or play a word game to see who goes where.

Following us will be hot Welsh surf troupe Y Niwl. There will also be other music, some aquatic dancing, lots of swimming, floating and diving.

Friday 7th March 2014, 8pm
Bangor Swimming Pool
Garth Road
Bangor LL57 2SD

More details and ticket info at Bangor Sound City.

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Cymbalism

Here’s a thing I made last weekend for Helfa Gelf, from two turntables, two paper cones, a couple of sewing needles, a cymbal, mirror ball, ping-pong ball, rubber band and the innards of an old door chime:

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Duel

The millions of you that came to see me during Helfa Gelf this weekend will have witnessed Duel, a mini-installation for coriander seeds, speaker cone and sine wave, but the millions of you that weren’t able to make it won’t have. Here is a short video of it so that no-one feels left out. And remember, it’ll still be there over the next two weekends, if, after having seen this, you feel an urgent need to stand in front of it and see it first hand.

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Solo Guitar Improvisation

I consider myself ‘unable’ to ‘play’ the guitar, whatever that means, but it doesn’t stop me from messing around with one occasionally. Here’s something I did earlier while waiting for a pizza to cook.

It’s three overlaid tracks, unedited and with no thought given to alignment (other than making sure they all start at the same time):
#1: prepared guitar: a toothpick threaded between the strings, and flicked occasionally. Reverb added afterwards.
#2 & #3 are played straight and unplanned, the result of just arbitrarily putting my fingers in different places.

Technical note: there is some horrendous DC offset on the reverb, so be prepared for a slight pop if you stop listening part-way through.

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Bands Unable to Come Up With Original Names For Themselves

Formula: Append the word ‘Japan’ with something.
Japanther
Japandroids
Japancakes

Formula: Remove the vowels from a word and make it all caps. For reasons I can’t quite put my finger on, this one is particularly annoying.
BNJMN
BRNS
CHLLNGR
DFRNT
DRKMTR
GRMLN
JPNSGRLS
MDRN
MNDR
MNLTH
MSMR
MSTRKRFT
PTTRN
PVT
PWR BTTM
RLYR
SBTRKT
SCNTST
SND
STRFKR
STRNGLV
TNGHT
VTNM
WZRD

Formula: Famous people spoonerisms
Buck Cherry
Com Truise
Heorge Garrison
Jichael Mackson
Nid & Sancy
Wevie Stonder

Formula: Lil [X]
Lil B
Lil B
Lil C
Lil C
Lil CB
Lil D
Lil D
Lil E
Lil G
Lil G
Lil G
Lil G
Lil G
Lil G
Lil G
Lil G
Lil J
Lil J
Lil L
Lil M
Lil O
Lil P
Lil Q
Lil T
Lil T
Lil T
Lil V
Lil X

Formula: The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers
The Strangers

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